Marriage is often seen as the deathbed of oral sex. Statistics show that married couples will perform much less oral sex than single or dating couples, for multiple reasons. Oral still has its place in a healthy sex life, so here are some tips on how to keep it a functional option for you and your spouse:
DON'T: Ask for or expect it
Most people surveyed feel like being asked or having it expected for oral sex puts unnecessary pressure on them to do the deed, let alone motivate themselves to seem like they enjoy it. On the flip side, some partners could also see it as doing a favour and then expect the other to reciprocate with something else later.
DO: Read the signs
In the mood for giving? Well receiving oral sex is not always a slam-dunk (despite what your favorite adult movies have taught you). Not everyone is ready to have their partner spring out the blue and get ready to chow down downtown after coming home from a long day at work. Best tip? Look for signs that show that your partner is frisky and up for it. Start with a kiss and then slowly move down while kissing through the torso towards the genital area. If they seem into it and haven't stopped you by then, you're good to go.
DON'T: Worry about making it romantic
There's nothing really romantic about giving your partner's genitals mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. So please don't creep out your spouse by trying to make the mood romantic or thinking you need to make eye contact with loving eyes while your head is between their legs. Oral is was it is and although it's awesome, it doesn't really top anyone's charts for being romantic. We recommend that oral is best enjoyed with eyes closed and focusing on the sensation, both for the giver as well as the receiver.
DO: Be careful for your health
In a recent study, oral (throat / tongue / mouth) cancer rates have jumped 61% since 2011, especially in men with the direct link being made to the HPV virus and oral sex. Be sure to keep up-to-date with proper health followups including getting the HPV vaccine regardless of your gender if it is recommended by your medical professional.
DO: Use toppings
Let's be honest - no matter what your take on oral sex is, the taste left in your mouth does not necessarily make anyone's top ten list of gastronomic pleasures for either sexes. Easy way to enhance your taste buds is to serve up your spouse as dessert by using whipped cream, chocolate syrup or any gooey or sweet topping of you choice.
DO: Have a go in the shower
Showers are the ultimate place for giving oral. It's easy to have your partner washed and fresh, clean-up is a breeze and the running water just helps everything move along.
DO: Maintain proper grooming habits
Nothing is worse than having to stop oral sex to pick pubic hair off your tongue or from your teeth. If you want to keep a welcome mat out in case your partner decides to visit your front door, make sure you do proper grooming to any hair down there and keep all the moving parts clean, washed and hygienic.
DON'T: Use the 69 position
The often over-rated "69" oral sex position hardly ever works in real life. Unless you're perfectly matched in height and proportions to your spouse, one of you will cramp up. Even if you do match, it is almost impossible to both finish at the same time meaning one of you will be left with a mess in your mouth and your partner's junk in your face while they half-heartedly pretend to still be as into it while trying to finish you off as fast as possible.
-BSYNH
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